Z Diaries 3

Z Diaries 3

I was up in Kings place watching him make t-shirts and smoking blunts with him and Dean and Turo when the shit first started popping off. I was all for it at first cause I was trying to talk my way outta paying Dean back a hundred bucks I owed him from a couple weeks back when my finances got a little fucked up cause they had laid a bunch of us off at Gurcall.
So we hear that crazy old bag that lives at the end of King's hall start screaming, but not her like normal jabber jabber. Like Fucking Screaming, screaming. And we're all like "Fuck!" So we all kind of jump up and go for the door at once and Turo bumps into Dean, and goes off balance and presses up against King's t-shirt maker thing, which is super fucking hot, you know? To dry the ink and shit. So Turo's like "Aaaaaah!", and King opens the door and turns around back to look at Turo, so he doesn't see, but Me and Dean are looking over his shoulder and we see the old lady like dive outta her door into the hall, and start trying to like crawl away, and she is fully fucking covered in blood. It's like squirting out of her neck and she slips in it, that's when Dean barfed.
So now the room smells like burnt ass Turo and fucking barf stink Dean, and old lady is totally dying, and her weird son comes like shuffling out into the hallway, and he has blood all over his ass too. And he starts walking at us and making this fucked up half moan, half like, like, sex pant. It was fucked up. And this is on skid row, yo. You do not want random people's blood getting on you down here.
So I'm like, "Later King" and I step out into the hall and down into the stairwell, and I hear King stepping to weird son, and like scuffling so I go back up the stairs and this fool is trying to bite King, who is punching him and shit, and even though weird son is all skinny and weak, he just keeps hold onto to King, and keeps pulling him closer and then BOOM! half his head just fucking disappears, And I'm all deaf and fucking BUGGING, and it's fucking DEAN. I didn't even know that fool packed, I thought he was like some sort of hippie and shit. And He's Cool As Fuck. All of sudden, like he just had to puke and then he could get all fucking icy and shit.
Then Old Lady starts to get up.
And she's making the same noise.
And Me and Dean and Turo all at the same time go-
"Fucking Zombies."
You should have seen the look on King's face. It was fucking priceless. He looked at us like we were stupid as hell, and Dean, by way of like, explaining points his gun at Old Lady, who is now up and shuffling toward us, and then BOOMS! her in the chest, and much guts spray out of her back, but she keeps shuffling. And Dean's goes, "See. now watch," and again BOOM! and her head explodes too. And she drops like a bag of concrete. Then like three more fucked up bloody walking people come around the corner below me. And seriously I started to feel a little fucking freaky at this point, not like sick, but like panicky or something. There are like seventy five semi-bum motherfuckers in this building. Between me and the street. We decided to go back into King's place and re-group.
We were up there for like seven weeks before we finally could make a run for it. King turned Z in the first night, he had cut up his hand on weird boys teeth, and it got him while Dean and Turo were sleeping. I heard him start to moan, and I had Dean's gun, cause I was on guard, but I didn't want to make noise and, man I didn't want to shoot fucking King, even if he was a zombie, he was my buddy. So I just pushed him instead. And when he stopped falling three stories later his head smashed and he died for real, but I didn't kill him, I just pushed him a little.
I don't know after that, it was probalby like what anybody else says, just straight fucked up shit for a long time, a long ass time.
You think we're lucky, or you think, like, the luckiest people of all were the ones who died, like the day before? So like, they never even had to know what fucking happened?